By Hook or by Snook

Love 'em or hate 'em, the kids from the Jersey Shore have infiltrated our lives in all ways possible. My constant internet surfing has lead me to a little pot of gold that might be my favorite blog to date, "f yeah snooki shop" also known as, "snooki you're my girl." Even if you detest the show, you'll certainly get a kick out of these photoshopped images. How else could Snooks have walked in last season's Alexander McQueen show? {seen above}  Look for her in the lineup, right in front of Miss Stone next season.

Oh, and, you're welcome.

{Inaugural Snooki}

{KISS Snooki, this one works too well...}

{The real culprit behind the Beatles' breakup...Yoko, you're off the hook}

{There never would have been a "Rachel" hairstyle, had Snooks been part of the cast, the "poof" would have been the most requested hairdo of the 90s...}

{My favorite...I just snorted when I looked at this...then I fist pumped 3x}

photos via f yeah snooki shop tumblr  {thanks, tavi}

Rachel Zoe Video: "She's killing it...she just killed a family of five..."

Guys. I laughed so hard, I cried...and almost DIED. I have yet to see anything funnier than this. Beware: do not attempt to drink anything for the next 5 minutes. It will come right out your nose.

Miss Venezuela Wins Miss Universe, Heidi Montag "Performs"

Since the majority of you will not have seen this {semi-entertaining, yet truly awkward} "awards" show, here's a quick recap. I won't even bother explaining why I watched this competition, but to cut to the chase, I did. In a few words, the Miss Universe pageant is kind of a complete disaster. Overall, I felt like I was watching a pretty lame MTV Music Awards that had OD'd on Aquanet.

Some highlights included:

The multitalented Flo Rida doubles as a judge,

scoping out contestants on stage...mid-performance.

The Donald slyly steals air time & looks surprisingly smug.

Probably most intriguing was their choice for an opening number. Not sure how they came to Heidi Montag, but I'm thinking the recession played a driving force.

Luckily, I tuned in at just the right spot. Heids had just taken the stage with her entourage. I still haven't been able to come up with the right words to describe her performance. However, the whole thing left me feeling so uncomfortable. I apologize in advance for wasting two minutes of of your lives.

{you...just...have...to...watch...}

p.s. Since so many of you feel so strongly against H. Pratt, please feel free to use the comment space to vent your frustrations concerning the wrongs of reality tv & all things SPEIDI.

Peace.

Rock My World : )

Elle's Music Issue hit the stands last month & I wondered, "who rocks my world?"...who's rockin' yours?
Regina Spektor
fave song: Baobabs

Feist
fave song: I Feel it All

Adele
fave song: Melt My Heart to Stone
Kings of Leon
fave song: Use Somebody

Kate Nash
fave song: Merry Happy

Ray LaMontagne
fave song: You Are the Best Thing

Photo credits: Photobucket

Housewives of NJ Finale: Teresa Loses It

If you haven't watched the show at all, this scene will pretty much fill your NJ Housewives void.

Final Summary:
Dina is tan.
Teresa has bubbies.
Jacqueline has balls.
Caroline is tough.
Danielle is not really Danielle.

CFDA AWARDS: Gunpowder & Fire!

...And the award for best hair & makeup goes to:

GORGEOUS
{Whitney Port, The City}

PS: Today is my 3 month blog-o-versary! YAY! {As promised, keep tuned for a really fun TBF sweepstakes soon!}

MTV Movie Awards: The Good, The Bad & of course, The Andy

The Good:

Kristen Stewart, or to most, Bella Swan, managed
to keep her hands off her hair for a moment,
pulling off a perfectly flawless face.

Sienna Miller goes for low impact makeup to
compliment her high impact dress, further
proving that she never has a bad day.

Audrina looks absolutely gorgeous all the while
knowing that Kristin Cavallari has already
made her move on Justin Bobby.

Leighton Meester: gorgeous as a blonde
or a brunette, happy to see she left
her headband at home.

Anna Faris' subdued smoky eye & barely
there lip shine allow her cut & color
to really pop.

The Bad:

OK Pratt Ladies...there is such a thing as too
much makeup & you need to read the
memo about it asap!
(I can't believe I even put her on here!)

Megan Fox: I'm not sure what she was going for.
Beautiful makeup, killer legs...was she trying to
be transformed into David Silver circa 1992
with that gel?

And now for the Andy:

MTV Shows

Come Get Lost {in Translation}!

All images via j'adore sofia

American Idol: One Year Ago Awesomeness

Kris & Adam, you are both quite talented, but you got nothing on this performance.

Lest we forget:



David A & New Republic guy, you gave me chills...repeatedly & still do.

Friday: Kelly to Bethenny, "You & I are Exactly the Same..."

First, just because Kelly Killoren Bensimon is my favorite housewife...NOT:


Now, just a smattering of things I love from this week:

Hanneli Mustaparta
in Matthew Williamson for H&M
model/blogger/photographer

Crayon Rings
set of 8/$50
The Future Perfect

Dear Joy Gryson, Thank you!

Olivia Harris Round Sac $395
wanted in distressed brown
read more here

Marc by Marc Jacobs-yum!
Cork Wedge, Blue
Barneys NY

Heart-shaped waffles to say, "I love you."
Just because...I do.

Hoping your path leads somewhere wondrous this weekend...
last images via DreamHouse

Red Velvet Cake with a side of Samburg & Timberlake

What I baked:
Red Velvet Cake with Raspberries & Blueberries
How I baked it:
Epicurious, Bon Appétit Magazine

{Since the cake was baked for a party, I
didn't capture any "after" images, so above
pic is via epicurious}


I could not resist posting the latest video from the duo
who brought us D$%@ In a Box last year:



What did you cook up this weekend?