Zac Attack! {Rehashed by R. Zoe}

Imagine for a second, I'm Rachel Zoe. I know, it's a stretch.

So, this morning I wake up and haul a$$ to the Zac Posen show.

I vowed to never be late again after the smear campaign proceeding the MJ show last year.

I pounce up the steps, blinded by flashing lights, clutching Brad's arm, tight.

He's squealing like a schoolgirl, still gushing over Wasson, Ronson & Lam.

We shimmy over to the front row:

air kiss to Lagerfeld, smile at Ashley O, glare at Bethenny.

The lights dim. The music starts. The silhouette of the first model appears.

AND.I.DIE!!!

Is this not the most unbelievable collection you have ever seen?

DIE.

Just, fu&$ing DIE.


flowers & hearts & lips.

OH MY!

Standing ovation.

Zac, you fu%&ing hit it out of the park.

We will be seeing you a LOT this year.

Get used to me.

xo,

RZ

photos via Coutorture, NY Magazine